Amor Amor for Me Me
MJ,
*I* should be given the perfume. There are ten good reasons why you should send it to me.
10. With vanilla and black currant in it, I know I'd love the taste.
9. I know that Amor Amor means Love Love. Isn't that Special Special?
8. Fun thing number 34 I can do with perfume: Stand in department store near perfume lady and steal her thunder. Until I get kicked out.
7. Dig how in tune with the perfume I am: Je te vie le mois'e et Amor Amor la de da fou-fou. Didn't that sound romantic?
6. Amor Amor is "a romantic floral Oriental fragrance." That basically describes me to a T. Especially the Oriental adjective. I'm so Oriental. In fact, just this week, I found out that one of my friends owns a katana. He uses it to kill scorpions. Hi-yah.
5. It looks like a perfume grenade, and I think that's cool.
4. It's like stinkin' 3:04 in the morning. I can't sleep because I'm sick and coughing too much. What do I automatically think of? Perfume.
3. Fun thing number 27 I can do with perfume: Pay cashiers with Amor Amor drenched bills.
2. Go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg6bZSM48vU. Now imagine me replacing Bruce Campbell. And Amor Amor replacing Ahoy/Old Spice. I don't think things can get much more sexy.
And the number one reason why you should send the perfume to me…
1. As the future David Letterman, I'll need to smell nice.
*Insert Band Music* And g'night.
-- Brett
Tuscaloosa, AL